Words, Words, Words

"Finally my father yielded, although it was agreed that Sammy Davis, Junior, Junior must don a special shirt that Father would have fabricated, which would say: OFFICIOUS SEEING-EYE BITCH OF HERITAGE TOURING.
This was so she would appear professional."


Everything is Illuminated

by Jonathan Safran Foer

(Source: lizzie-mcguire)

tomserveaux:
“ hurricanenicki:
“ sniffling:
“*shows this to my plastic surgeon*
”
@tomserveaux ”
get this away from mE
”

tomserveaux:

hurricanenicki:

sniffling:

*shows this to my plastic surgeon*

@tomserveaux

get this away from mE

(Source: boringchrist, via stalinwasabasicbitch)

thesadghostclub:
“ Always remember this ghosites, you shouldn’t feel guilty for not feeling okay
💗💗💗  store//facebook//instagram//twitter// pinterest//youtube
”

thesadghostclub:

Always remember this ghosites, you shouldn’t feel guilty for not feeling okay

💗💗💗

store//facebook//instagram//twitter// pinterest//youtube

(via thesadghostclub)

clawmarks:
“ Ernst Haeckel - Discomedusae - 1904 - via LOC
”

clawmarks:

Ernst Haeckel - Discomedusae - 1904 - via LOC

(via emolumentsclause-deactivated201)

Y’all know the joys of talking to a friend and just trying to be their friend and you have told them that you are not at all interested, but they somehow keep hitting on you? Is that a friend?

When you’re 25 in 2016  and all the women in your family call you a spinster.

(Source: fatmanatee, via theredearth)

My walk to work was chilly and I referred it to “sweater weather” to a coworker.

Help. I’m becoming basic.

sovietpostcards:
“ Birthday postcard by I. Znamensky and V. Arbekov, 1955
”

sovietpostcards:

Birthday postcard by I. Znamensky and V. Arbekov, 1955

(via sovietpostcards)

polaroidtransfers:
“ Mexican tonight
”

polaroidtransfers:

Mexican tonight

(Source: pey-sk8, via polaroidtransfers)

middle aged mom on facebook

officiousseeingeyebitch-:

akeelahandthebinapartment23:

thefutureisdoomed:

drpr0bablyn0t:

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

SO true, Sharon! ;)

Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!

SHARON,,, UNCLE RICK ISNT DOING TOO WELL,,, BUT WE ALLL KNOW THAT HES AT THAT AGE AND WILL SOON BE WITH GAMGAM… GOD BLESS YOU…

It was really weird to see someone from my high school share this on facebook via a tumblr meme page. 

Can’t say that I’m quitting tumblr, but it’s obvious that I’m never on this site. I don’t know- there’s no rush in it anymore. Someone tell me when tumblrarity comes back so that I can have a reason to LIVE again. Until then, good morning, good evening and good night… and I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay in the jungle.