(Source: lizzie-mcguire)
Words, Words, Words
This was so she would appear professional."
Everything is Illuminated
by Jonathan Safran Foer
@tomserveaux*shows this to my plastic surgeon*
get this away from mE
(Source: boringchrist, via stalinwasabasicbitch)
Always remember this ghosites, you shouldn’t feel guilty for not feeling okay
💗💗💗
(via thesadghostclub)
Y’all know the joys of talking to a friend and just trying to be their friend and you have told them that you are not at all interested, but they somehow keep hitting on you? Is that a friend?
When you’re 25 in 2016 and all the women in your family call you a spinster.
(Source: fatmanatee, via theredearth)
My walk to work was chilly and I referred it to “sweater weather” to a coworker.
Help. I’m becoming basic.
(Source: zepedroalvarez, via acklinsdite)
middle aged mom on facebook
of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL
SO true, Sharon! ;)
Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!
SHARON,,, UNCLE RICK ISNT DOING TOO WELL,,, BUT WE ALLL KNOW THAT HES AT THAT AGE AND WILL SOON BE WITH GAMGAM… GOD BLESS YOU…
It was really weird to see someone from my high school share this on facebook via a tumblr meme page.
Can’t say that I’m quitting tumblr, but it’s obvious that I’m never on this site. I don’t know- there’s no rush in it anymore. Someone tell me when tumblrarity comes back so that I can have a reason to LIVE again. Until then, good morning, good evening and good night… and I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay in the jungle.



